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"Why to Mary?"..."Why in a stable?"

..."Why now?" - 'The Three Why's?

Men' were indeed very, very curious...

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Methinks Boris is piloting our Ship of State

from the nincompoop deck...

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Why do trawlermen go to sea to bring home 

the bacon when there's a perfectly good 

butcher's just round the corner?...

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J-Lo's super flares...

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£2,550 for a pair of denim jeans? That's £1,275

a leg! More than our football club trousered for

a two-legged cup tie!...

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