The Ten Commandments...

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"Thou shalt not this"

And "thou shalt not that" -

(There weren't just a couple, but lots.)

"Thou shalt not this"

And "thou shalt not that" -

They came at a vast rate of nots...

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Caveat emptor! Gran's just won a three-course meal

with Roy 'Chubby' Brown. Only hope the meal 

doesn't turn out to be a too coarse one...

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If Trump wants to take the credit for the vaccines, 

then let him. May he be forever known as "That 

Vial Man!" (Works better when shouted out loud.

He himself won't get it, seeing as spelling's not

exactly his strong point.)

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Bruno Tonioli was paid £33,000...a minute? Seeing

as Strictly's a dance show, couldn't it have been 

£33,000...a minuet? Much more fun!...

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JUST A MINUET - the original BBC Third 

Programme panel show...

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