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I've eaten so much
humble pie this week, I've gained
at least six kilos!...
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('Eating my words': 17 Syllables)
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Here's hoping Alliss is now in Wonderland. RIP,
one of our greatest communicators...
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Whats my birthstone? I'm on the cusp, so I'm not
sure. But I'm a Johnny no mates, so it's probably
o pals...
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She's hot, but she ain't cool...
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Mums, eh? "Just look at that sweater, you'd think
he'd know better! And as for my daughter, she'll
wear what I bought 'er!" Talk about Marks and
Sparks might fly!...
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'SPORTS CAR'VERY - a (very) fast food joint.
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If carnivores such as Boris have Cumberland-sausage
fingers (news item), do I and my fellow pescatarians
have fish fingers? Either way, a 'substantial' meal,
surely? Mine's a pint!...
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To say half of America is populated by Trump-supporting
nutters is absurd. It can't be more than a third. Scary stuff.
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I love my chunky Christmas jumper, it's a look I could
really pull off - if my wife didn't always pull it off first...
"No way are you wearing that!" she screams. Lovingly...
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