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"Know any other
towns near Andover, darling?" -
"Havant a clue, luv"...
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(17 Syllables)
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Home alone at Christmas...
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How can my family's PRESENTS possibly make up
for their ABSENCE?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 23)
"Feliz Navidaddy" - "And the same to you, son"...
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We won't let Brexit spoil our Christmas this year
- we'll still be having turkey with all the trimmings.
Though we might pass on the Brussels...
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Sam Allardyce? 'The man for a jam'? More of a
Marmite manager, I'd say...
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CHRISTMAS CRACKATOAS - for those who
like a REALLY big bang!...
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