ENTERTAINMENT!
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Post-Covid:
DO NOT ENTERTAINMENT!
AIN'T LIFE GRAND!...
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A steak that's had its chips...
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If a RUMP steak's thick, is a TRUMP steak even thicker?
Yes, but not quite as thick as the man himself...
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If a Scotch egg's a 'substantial meal', then I'll eat my hat!
(It's a pork pie one, so it probably tastes better, anyway)
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Christmas is coming! Am I allowed to be beside myself
with Joy yet? Or do all three of us still have to social
distance?...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 16)
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"We should all be raindrops," says Prince Harry. Well, the
royal family's sure doing their bit: what a shower!...
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Charging for bags that don't fit under the seat? Well, at
least it's up to me now: eliminate MY overheads or help
EasyJet pay for theirs...
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