Wednesday, December 2, 2020

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Why the hell SHOULD he 
who hesitates be lost when 
to...er...is human?...

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(17 Syllables)
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SCOTCH EGGNOG - part substantial meal,
part Christmas spirit! It's a rum do, 
all right... (Talk about a liquid lunch!)
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Can't someone take over Debenhams and
call it 'Getting Out Of Debtenhams'?...
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"Won Michigan by a LOT!" screams Trump. 
("I'm losing the p-LOT!" would be nearer 
the mark)...
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"Won Michigan by a LOT!" screams Trump. 
(A job lot or a parking lot? I wish he'd be 
more specific)...
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What will he be called when he becomes 
bankrupt? Donald Tramp? And his rants?
Will they become...er...vagrants?
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A straight red for saying 'handbags'? If the
LGBTQ community had their way, we 
shouldn't even be saying 'straight'!...
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I've already had a couple of cancers, and 
now I've discovered a mole in my garden
I just hope it's benign...
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