Seems I'm a slow learner...

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The speed awareness 

course finished. I rushed out. "Hang 

on there, not so fast!"...

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(17 Syllables)

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Joe Biden & Kamala Harris named Time

MAGAzine 'Person of the Year' ahead of 

your actual Trump? Ouch, that'll hurt!...

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The MAGAnificent Seven: Donald & Mike,

Jared, Ivanka, Donald Jr, Melania and Eric. 

A documentary about a bunch of cowboys - 

how about it, Netflix?...

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'The country's most senior judge yesterday 

demanded an end to criticism of the judiciary 

for handing serious criminals 'soft' sentences': 

...the Daily Mail sets out its stall by starting its 

report on the subject with what can only be 

described as one heck of a long sentence...

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No more AirBee'n'Bee for me. I got stung...

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Sorry, can't tell you more about the MPs' vaccine

plot to change our DNA. Sworn to secrecy, old

boy. Signed an NDA. "Bloody hell, it's changed 

already!"...

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Notes from The Gambia...

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"Where can I but a pestle and mortar, darling?" -

"From the pound, pound, pound shop, honey"...

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