🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝
If music be the
food of love, then play me a
few bars of...CHOC'LATE!
🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝🎝
(17 Syllables)
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Drinking 5 teas a day can boost brainpower in old
age, apparently. Really? I'll find out soon enough:
I've drunk so much of the bloody stuff recently,
the bags under my eyes have got perforations!...
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75% of Britons believe 2021 will be better
than this yaer. The other 25% spelled it correctly...
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Jeremy Clarkson fails to answer a motorway
question on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire'.
Obviously not a Roads Scholar, haha...
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The 's' in Ghislaine is silent. Her alleged
victims, hopefully, will no longer be...
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Realising his wife had a weakness for cowboys,
Jamie Oliver acquired about 70 plaid shirts,
apparently. And now they have five children.
Result! Well plaid, young man!...
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