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GYM'LL FIX IT - don't
worry if you ate and drank
too much this Christmas!...
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(too soon?)
(17 Syllables)
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How embarrassing is it when two people give
you an identical present? My gran gave me a cheque
for £50, and so did my uncle. I had to tell him I had
one already, but he was great about it and said I
could change it if I wanted to - so he gave me one
for £40 instead...
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My dad was a very practical man. When he won
an England cap, it went straight to his head...
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50% of Americans now see Trump as a failed
Preisdent. The other 50% spelled it correctly...
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