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I've no problem with
'Best Before' labels. But not
on trousers, surely?...
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(17 Syllables)
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Hair of the dog? Paw me another!...
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I don't watch it, but I'm told 'I'm A Celebrity... Get Me
Out Of Here!' went down a storm last week, haha...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 1)
Arwen by name, destructive by nature...
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If The Saj is a Tesla and Boris a Fiesta, how about a
probing interview with a Ferrari? What say you, Nick?...
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I love musical theatre. Went to see The Van-Tam of
the Omicron at Her Majesty's Theatre last night. I'm
pretty sure that's not how you're meant to wear a mask,
mind. Especially when the tunes are so infectious...
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No wonder Ghislaine Maxwell looked drawn in court
on today's front pages. The accused always do - photos
aren't allowed. Sketches only...
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How can The Phantom of the Opera's mask POSSIBLY offer him any
protection against such infectious tunes? Put it on properly!...
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