extreme childsplay...

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is an absurdly

straightforward jigsaw puzzle

a game of two halves?...

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Will those of us who thought President Erdogan rather

quirky now have to think of him as a bit qürkiye?...

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So the blind are now 'blind people' and the deaf are now

'deaf people'? Really? The blind don't see the point and 

the deaf have never heard such nonsense! Feel free to 

disagree, of course, but please don't call me ignorant - 

I prefer the term 'ignorant person', OK? The world's

gone mad cognitively disabled!...

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TV: when there's too much crap and not enough carp, 

call in Mortimer & Whitehouse. I'm hooked!...

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Same old, same old: 7:15 - apple crumble, 1:00am -

England crumble. Who'd be a cricket fan?...

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