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"You took an instant
dislike to my mother, you
say?" - "Yes, it saved time"...
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(17 Syllables)
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The Snowflake Generation...
Seeing as Aberdeen University gave its students a 'trigger
warning' that Treasure Island contained accounts of abduction,
maybe it should also warn them that in Raymond Briggs's
'The Snowman' snowflakes get trodden on...
(Vincent Hefter, Mail on Sunday, December 5)
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Do those who thought Trump was the best thing since sliced
bread now think Biden is toast?...
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I really can't understand why Meghan Markle demanded Piers
Morgan's head on a plate. I'd have stuck to the traditional
turkey, if I were her...
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God knows why the revellers trapped in the Tan Hill Inn were
worried about the beer running out. Once it saw all the snow
outside, it would have soon run back in again...
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It's true that Kate grounds Prince William - but Meghan
grounds Harry, too (though only when he's been a naughty
boy.) "You're grounded!"...
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Better to be asked to "button it!" for not doing up your shirt
than to "zip it!" when opening your mouth. Count yourself'
lucky, Jonny Dymond!...
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