AL CAPONE,
AL MURRAY,
AL PACINO and
AL GORE like their pasta?...
AL DENTE. How else?...
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"I've got a new secret ary!" - "Don't you mean 'secretary'?"
- "No, she's that pretty, I haven't dared tell my wife yet!"
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Botox for camels? What the f***? Do they want them to
look like a youthful Engelbert Hump-hump-erdinck?...
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Video killed the radio star. Looks like it might have done
for the PM, too...
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How hard must it be right now for Tory MPs to toe the
(it wasn't a) party line?...
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I always thought the quality of Sainsbury's food was
debatable. But not at the Oxford Union, surely?...
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