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Whack it, wicket, snick
it...wicket, whack it and nick
it!...Just the ticket!
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Now Broccoli's poured water on a FEMALE Bond, will a female
Bond pour water on Broccoli? Or has she already eaten?...
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A Cooper is a maker of barrels. Barrels of laughter, in Daisy
May's case. Deserves all the success she's currently enjoying.
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Piers Morgan, please note: we didn't say we wanted you in
our Christmas stocking. What we said was 'we wish you'd
put a sock in it'. Not quite the same...
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Here's hoping that North Shropshire proves to be not so
much a by-election, but a bye-bye-election as far as our
PM is concerned...See ya, Boris!
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