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SAXOPHON FOR SALE,

twenty-seven pounds only.

Missing an E. Tel:...

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(17 Syllables)

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What? You use the shuffle button when listening to 

albums? That's out of order!...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 30)

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"No Vacc" Djokovic has now withdrawn from the ATP 

Cup. Makes me wonder if Mr Djokovic is somehow 

related to Mr Imbecilic...

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Just as batsmen aren't 'batsmen' any more, but 'batters', 

so Australia doesn't just win any more - it batters...

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THE MERCHANT OF VENISON - speciality butcher...

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Certain rather ungracious Harry Potter stars should remember 

that the platform they are now using to express their views is

the one created for them by JK Rowling: platform 9¾ !

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No way should we merely be given the Covid facts and figures

and be told to act sensibly. We elected Boris! How f***ing

sensible was that?...

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My girlfriend couldn't find a Mr Right, she tells me, so she's

making do with a Mr Right Now. Charmed, I'm sure...

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