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Feliz Navimum?
Is that Feliz Navidad's
long-suffering wife?...
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(17 Syllables)
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The Ashes: facing facts is just as tough as facing
Australia - we just haven't got what it takes...
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I hope magistrates gave Chris Whitty's attacker, who
appeared on a court video wearing a night gown, a
dressing gown down he'd never forget!...
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How soon before Bambi gets an (18) rating? It's A
Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (U)...
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Rod Stewart's Rolls must have cost him a pretty Penny.
And I'm sure his pretty Penny appreciates it...
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You SHALL go to the ball, Cinderella! (But not until
February). You SHAN'T go to the wall, Andrew Lloyd
Webber! (Well, we certainly hope not). F***ing Covid.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 27)
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A £554m divorce? Proof, yet again, that not all love stories
end happily - some end in marriage...
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