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"Donald, duck! I've got
a gun, and I'm not afraid
to use it!" he quacked...
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(17Syllables)
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HE AND SHE-NANIGANS - canoodling...
HE AND SHE-NANIGANS ON A BOAT - white-water canoodling.
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The difference between Chris Whitty and Boris Johnson is the
difference between a stand-up guy and a stand-up comedian...
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Tories turning on their leader is no more remarkable than me
turning on the central heating (or Boris turning on his wife. Not!)
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There may be life in the old dog yet when it comes to Boris, but it's
hard to tell when it comes to the charisma-challenged Sir Keir. The
thing is, he'll have put us to sleep long before the time ever comes
to do the same to him! (Mind you, we'd only be putting him to sleep
to put us out of our misery)
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It's official! When it comes to cutting grass, scythe matters! (they're
making a comeback, apparently). It'th what I alwayth thought: thythe
matter!...
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