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Chantelle's not well. She
hasn't looked herself for years.
"That's Botox for you"...
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My lawyer's such a keep-fit nut, he doesn't file lawsuits - he files
TRACKsuits! But at least they match his briefs...
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Chris Whitty says we should pick our parties with care. I will do!
As long as Boris in in charge, I'll pick the LABOUR party!...
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Whitty/Johnson press conferences: who to listen to - the boffin...
or the buffoon? Tough one. Not.
(Whitty gives us facts, Boris gives us Whittycisms. Make up your
own mind as to who you want to listen to)
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No matter how often Boris goes jogging, he'll never be fit....for office.
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