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"Party? What party?" said a Downing Pints Street spokesman.
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After COBRA meetings, do Cabinet members
go back to Downing Pints Street?...
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Sow your wild oats with too much abandon
and you could well end up doing porridge...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 15)
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THE SAJ MAHAL - Health Secretary moves into No 10! It can
now serve as a monument to his predecessor's incompetence...
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Knick-knack paddywhack, give the dog a Bono Christmas
song: Christmas (Baby Please Come Home). My pooch loves it!
(Dogs' Christmas top ten - news item today)
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Boris's premier(sinking)ship: "You'll go down in history, Boris,"
I said. "How FAR down?" he replied. (It's not heights he's afraid
of, it's depths)
Poor old Boris. He was once the best thing since sliced bread. Now he's toast.
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