Because!...

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Write 'x' and vote for

me! yelled the prat. But all I

could think of was 'y'... 

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(17 Syllables)

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PRETTY POLLYTICIAN - PM who keeps repeating

3-word slogans, parrot-fashion...

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For years we've been addicted to heating up our 

Christmas dinner to eat for days afterwards. Not 

this year - we've decided to go cold turkey...

(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 28)

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Turns out hitting Prince Andrew's car on the window is

bang, bang (bang, bang, bang) out of order! Who knew?

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Romy Iris Charlotte Johnson: Romy wasn't built in

a day, as they say. It took Carrie all of 9 months!...

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If Charlotte is the apple of Carrie's eye, is Apple the

Charlotte of Gwyneth's? (Paltrow)

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