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being a chauvinist's
opened lots of doors - through which
I then get kicked out...
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(17 Syllables)
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I love musical theatre. My current favourite is The Van-Tam of
the Omicron. Such infectious tunes...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 3)
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Both Macron AND his PM are taking swipes at Boris now. Talk
about a strained Frenchship!...
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When my aunt gave me a Christmas present last year, she said
I could always change it if I didn't like it. I opened the envelope,
and all there was inside was a £10 note. When I told her it wasn't
quite the right colour, she kindly changed it to a fifty...
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Boris Johnson deserves a pat on the back for the way he's leading
our country. A cowpat...
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My wife, too, is a firm believer in lucky numbers. Her favourite is
a little black one, the one she was wearing when she first met me.
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