Pi AND CHIPS............£3.14159
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Always served in direct proportion
to the size of your plate's circumference...
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Maybe they should rename the Conservative Party 'the
Conservative Business Meeting'...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, December 10)
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COLE'S LAW - "never with steak," declares footballer Ashley.
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Boris denies being leader of the Conservative 'Party', but
admits to being leader of the Conservative 'Business Meeting'.
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Was there a clown at the Downing Street party? No, Boris
couldn't make it...
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"If it looked like a duck and quacked like a duck, it was
probably an emu," says Tory spokesman. ('Spokes'man
does his job by putting a spoke in the Tory wheel)
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Many thanks to the Daily Mail for allowing the much-maligned pluperfect
tense a rare moment in the sun - from the Chairman of the Preservation
of the Pluperfect Society...
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The Conservative (Cheese & Wine) Party's in a fair bit of
trouble, I'd say...
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