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Erling Haaland scores

twice on his league debut. Not

baad. Not baad at all...

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(17 Syllables)

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Thank God for boxed wines! If my wife ever asks me if

I've been hitting the bottle, I can now answer 'no' with a

clear conscience...

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A kangaroo court does what it says on the tin: it makes

people hopping mad...

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"Drink boxed wine," says Helena Nicklin. I'd rather go

to Helena handcart...

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I wanted to open the 1959 Dom Perignon, but I didn't

have the bottle...

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