Now, sadly, to be found in the Daily Mail's historic special edition to commemorate the death of Queen Elizabeth II...

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Curiosity

killed the cat. So perhaps it's

best not to ask how...

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(All these musings were written well in advance

of the Queen's passing)

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Cut back on your energy use, suggests Nadhim Zahari.

Stupid a*sehole. No wonder no-one from the government's

doing the rounds of the studios. They're all f*cking idiots.

#NoExpletivesDeleted #EnergyCrisis

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This government makes my bloody blood boil! Saves on the 

heating, I guess... #CostOfLivingCrisis

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