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Allergic to nuts,
you say? I take it you won't
be voting for Truss...
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(17 Syllables)
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Of course Arsenal bloody won. Who wouldn't, with
Jesus and the Angel Gabriel on their side?...
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Generalisations never work - and that, my friends, is
the exception that proves the rule...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 20)
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Yippee! If I get into trouble now, I won't get into hot
water. There isn't any! Mum says she's had to switch
the boiler off... #CostOfLivingCrisis
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So the Sussexes have got a new dog called Mamma Mia.
No need to make a song and dance about it...
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Walk 10 minutes to live longer (Mail). Yippee! I did that
once - 2015, I think it was. How much longer will I live?
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Sometimes you come across an act of such monumental
stupidity, you wonder whether there shouldn't be some
sort of basic intelligence test for anyone about to enter
a polling station to mark their cross...
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Is there any reason to be positive about this country
right now? I'm open to suggestions...
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Boris Johnson, our failed Prime Minister, is awarded
Ukraine's highest honour, 'The Order of Liberty'.
What for? For being a tinpot crackpot? You couldn't
make it up. Sorry, Volodymyr, but self-aggrandisement
was the whole point of his visit...
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