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Yes, the best things in

life are free. But the next best

are ten quid a pack...

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"She always cries when I get her another tattoo," says

Brooklyn Beckham of his wife Nicola. I'm not surprised.

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The Sadiq Khan defence: when challenged by the police, a

suspected 'fence' says of course the goods he's handling are 

'hot' - what wouldn't be in this heatwave!...

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The announcement of Amol Rajan as Jeremy Paxman's 

replacement on University Challenge is further proof of 

just how fast Britain's standards are declining. (I thought for

a while it might have been Lauren Goodger, whoever she is.)

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