#IceCream...

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A recession is 

a time when treat becomes

a necessity...

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(17 Syllables)

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Sara Cox would make a lousy journalist. In 'My Life In Food' last 

week she revealed her sauces. Turns out her favourite one's custard.

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So Richard Osman is being replaced on Pointless by Alex Brooker? 

I'm sure he'll be reassured to know the show's been left in good hands. 

Albeit somewhat unusual ones...

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Prince Charles champions local pubs in Camra's Good Beer Guide. 

I hope he championed the guide itself: it's a GREAT PUBlication!...

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Sad to see so many cats being abandoned because their owners are 

having kittens. The cost-of-living crisis has a lot to answer for...

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'Don't bring babies to adult shows, pleaded Matt Forde last week. 

'FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" he might have added...

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Believing in free speech is one thing, believing in free 

speeches quite another. Not so, Boris? Heaven only 

knows what he'll be charging once he's left office...

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Not sure which is worse right now: to be Boris Becker, or to be a 

Boris-backer. Tough either way...

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Great news! Ever the businesswoman, Victoria Beckham 

is now designing plus-size clothing to coordinate with her 

label's plus-size losses...

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So Geordies are the least likely to stand their corner in a pub? 

Anthony Joshua is obviously not a Geordie. He certainly got a 

few rounds in against Usyk - but not enough to win, sadly...

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