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I LOVE compromise -
but my wife hates it. So we
tend to meet halfway...
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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and the
fact that not one of the current Tory leadership debates
will leave the country even the slightest bit uplifted...
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Not only are Lionesses Bluetooth-connected vibrators,
they can even play football, apparently. That's one way
of getting your kicks, I guess. Or do I mean two?...
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Even heterosexual cowboys love chaps...
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