Friday, August 5, 2022

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lava...

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If your wife's tummy
erupted, would you still be
keen to Mount Etna?...

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Liz Truss urges 'irresponsible' China to de-escalate.
(Or she'll huff and she'll puff and she'll blow their
house down?) We can all rest easy in our beds...
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#Gilbert&RoseWestStand. Southend United naming a
grandstand after a serial killer is one thing, Warwickshire
CCC having one of their bowlers running in from the
Ian Bell End would be quite another...
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I've decided to put £5,000 on Rishi Sunak at 15/2 to win
the race to be our next PM. Let's just call it my Truss fund
- in gratitude to a gallant loser...
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