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If a sprinter can run a temperature in

2 minutes and 53 seconds, how long

would it take a hammer thrower?...

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The Lionesses are such great athletes, I reckon even

their mascara can run faster than anyone else's!...

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Ellie Simmonds is doing Strictly. I wonder if

anyone else is on their short list? #Dwarfism

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Empty promises: MPs shouldn't be called MPs.

Far better to call them MTs. On account of all 

their MT promises...

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