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"Knowing you believe in me*,
It makes me so hard"...
(He played for United,
So he's hardly the Bard)
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*(I'm not making this up)
How the mighty have fallen...
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CRIME SEEN - it was on the telly!...
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ENG v S.AFRICA: when talent is lacking, you get a shellacking.
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We hero-worship moronic footballers ("ouch, ref, he hurt me"), but a
supremely talented athlete like Joe Fraser wins an historic European
all-around gymnastic gold medal and goes almost unheralded. I wish
things were different, that's all I'm saying.
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Weird watching the European Diving Championships:
I applaud the first dive madly. "Rubbish dive," I'm informed.
Then the next one - identical dive. "Rubbish!" I shout, knowingly.
Turns out it was brilliant, apparently.
I reckon quantum physics is less complicated...
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Synchronised diving: diving in sync? I think I used to do that as a
child. Or am I getting confused with p*ssing in sink?...
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