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Boxed wine? I did go

to the shops once to buy some -

but I bottled it...

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Hiding your wine bottles in a laundry basket, Fred?

"YOU CANNOT BE SIRIEIX!"

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For CRYING OUT LOUD! Don't bring your babies

to an adult comedy show...

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Did Finnish PM and 'good-time girl' Sanna Marin's

parents never send her to Finnish-ing school?...

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"Pulling you was my greatest ever coo," writes Ryan

Giggs. Talk about putting the 'dove' into lovey-dovey!

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Hide your wine bottle in the laundry basket, and it's

sure to come out in the wash... (Re: M&S advert)

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When we're told that so many of Putin's commanders

are 'fired with enthusiasm', what's really meant is that

Putin shouts "you're fired!" at them. Enthusiastically...

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