water shortages...

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you wouldn't believe

how much water you save just

by diluting it...

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(The dilution solution: 17 Syllables)

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Lying on your right 'helps pain relief pills work quicker' (John

Hopkins University). 

Lying whilst in office will cost you your job (British electorate). 

#ByeByeBoris

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Eddie Izzard loves running so much, she now wants to run...and

run and run...for MP. Every day for 50 days, probably...

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'America has become a banana republic,' says man who's bananas. 

Donald J Trump pleads the Fifth...

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Pity the ham-fisted vegan...

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