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Is my mum into
mood enhancers? Sure is. She
buys loads of CDs...
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(17 Syllables)
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If any Love Island alumni - with their hundreds of
thousands of Instagram followers - were ever to get
postnatal depression, what are the chances it would
be 'a sponsored post'natal one?...
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So Sarah Rainey's family uses 800 LITRES of water
a day whilst the South has had its driest July in almost
200 years? I'm not sure if more Rainey days is really
what we need!...
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Bloody water shortages! Not sure how much drier I can
make my dry Martini!...
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PERSONAL DRAINER - half an hour, and I'm drained, all right.
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, September 8)
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