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   ........JANUARY

             FEBRUARY

             MARCH

             APRIL

Drought MAY last months...

             JUNE

             JULY

             AUGUST?

             SEPTEMBER?

             OCTOBER?

             NOVEMBER?

             DECEMBER..........

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Sir Alex Ferguson is still the Man U Knighted, your Majesty -

but I'm afraid the current team is a bit of a joke...

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Brentford took Man United to the cleaners on Saturday. 

Probably to save them the embarrassment of having to 

wash their dirty laundry in public after the match...

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Gal Gadot in: Van Der Woman meets Van Der Valk! The actors

can speak in English, but the plot's double Dutch, all right!...

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