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"I love you so much, darling, I would

never disagree with anything you said."

"I'm sure you would, dear."

"No, I wouldn't."

"Yes, you would."

"No, I wouldn't"...

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TITFER TAT - selection of hats in a charity shop...

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What do the BBC and pistachio, pecan, cashew, almond and 

macadamia have in common? They're all nuts. #WokeMadness

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Macron 'est un tres bon buddy de notre pays', says Boris. Talk about 

extending the hand of Frenchship...

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Shakespeare and Taylor Swift on the same course? No so much 'chalk

and cheese', more 'literature and litterature'?...

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Of course a jacket potato's not posh. Well, not unless the jacket's a Gucci.

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The country is in crisis. No part of society seems to be running 

smoothly, and here we are, facing a choice between Starmer, Sunak 

or Truss.... 

Thank God for whiskey. With or without the fucking 'e'.

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