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Telling blue jokes or
white lies doesn't come easy
to the colour blind...
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(17 Syllables)
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FINE(D) DINING? - will someone be getting a Fixed
Penalty Notice?...
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In today's State Opening of Parliament, the part of 'The
Queen' will be played by Prince Charles. Bugger! I paid
good money to see this - can I get a refund?...
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RIP, Denis Waterman. The exact opposite of nominative
determinism: he was most definitely a lager or bitter man.
There goes more of my past...
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Ordering a curry may not be 'fine dining' exactly, but may
yet turn out to be 'fined dining' for some... #Starmer
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 12)
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So the BBC is to spend a massive £50million finding out
what the hell viewers want?. Never mind the Baftas, this
is worthy of a bloody Dafter!...
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