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A DOOR HANDLE'S

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THE DAMP COURSE - soup...

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As an employer, I find job applicants seem to confuse

their CVs with beds these days - so they lie on both...

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A STABLE MARRIAGE? - sounds much more fun 

than a church or registry office one...

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When we ate out last week, my wife refused to foot

the bill. When I asked her why, she said she wasn't

in the habit of using imperial measurements. But 

she did offer to 30.48 centimeter it...

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You know you've drunk too many cocktails when

they find an olive in your urine sample...

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