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FORKing out to go under the
KNIFE doesn't mean you'll end up
SPOONing a better man. On the contary...
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Laura Robson says she feels at peace with the hand that life
dealt her. Of course she does - because the hand wasn't the
problem. It was the hip. Just saying... #LauraRobsonRetires
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Nick Ferrari was well-named - half his interviews are car
crashes. Not so, Rachel?... #RachelMacLean
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No wonder only 1 in 20 car thefts lead to a suspect being
charged: there just aren't enough charging points!...
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When he eventually retires from politics, having proven all his
doubters wrong by defeating CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT to secure at
least four more years as PM, I reckon Boris Johnson will have earned
the right to call his eventual biography THE FORESIGHT SAGA...
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