Thursday, May 5, 2022

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"Do you suffer from poor flow?" asked my
urologist. "Sure do," I replied. "She shouts at
me every time I walk past her bloody house -
same as she does with everybody. She's 86,
you know. Poor Flo"...
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If peas and broccoli really can cut the risk of dementia, my
grandad should be OK: he eats broccoli and pees all the time...
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According to Amber Heard, living with Johnny Depp was like
living with a time bomb. Talk about domestic...tic...tic...violence!
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First Chris Rock, now Dave Chappelle. Remember the good old
days, when jokes used to end with a punchline, not a punch-up?
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Will Boris Johnson's ability to lie prove to be a 
political liarbility? We'll find out soon enough...
#LocalElections2022
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I always felt Maradona was the sort of guy who'd 
give you the shirt off his back if necessary. Didn't 
realise he'd want £7.1million for it, mind...
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