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"You're a pain in the
neck," said my chiropractor.
But he soon fixed it...
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(17 Syllables)
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Sorry, but I've got no time for the Chairman and Chief Executive
of the English Heritage Trust. A plaque on both their houses!...
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My attraction to abstract art: the more strangely drawn it is,
the more strangely drawn I am...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 24)
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Damn! My dentist is now going private, too. So if anyone ever
sees him looking down in the mouth in future, you can be pretty
sure it won't be MY mouth. I'm NHS...
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To save money, I no longer pay anyone a visit. I just visit. Saves
a fortune... #CostOfLivingCrisis
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