Idenkitty crisis...

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If my cat ISN'T

a spring chicken, how come she's

laid so many eggs?...

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Right now, I'm not even sure if a spell in an Intensive 

Keir Unit would be enough to save the Leader of the 

Opposition's political future...

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Dare I suggest that Tam Fry, spokesperson for the 

National Obesity Forum, change his name to Tam 

Grill? What sort of example is he setting?...

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So the BBC is offering US recruits free Peloton classes?

Sounds ideal for those wanting to go nowhere fast!...

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Hollywood stars are stunning women. The Taliban are also

now stunning women. We live in a sick world. #Tasers

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Crown Netflix's Diana Britain's wackiest dresser? Why not?

If only to see what she'd wear to her own Corrination!...

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I wonder if Baked Beans are Prince Haricot's favourite, 

too. What with his red hair, an' all... #Camilla

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"Sorry," said my psychiatrist, "I'm not raising my prices,

but I can only give you 45 minutes a session now". F*ck! 

That really IS shrinkflation... #DontCallUsShrinks

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Sinn Fein win, Unionists IRAte. When will it ever end?...

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Surprise, surprise: the new Dr Who is black. Was Ncuti Gatwa

as close as the programme makers could get to their intended

target of a gay, black, physically disabled actor? Nothing

against Ncuti, but all this absurd 'wokery' does no one any

favours, least of all Ncuti himself...

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