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Of course pencils are useful, but there's
not much point in blunt ones...
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I've just read a short story by 'His Nibs'.
Must be a pen name...
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--------- TELEVANGELISTS BELIEVE IN GO(L)D ---------
What does that mean? It means they believe ingot.
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If any company should be subject to a windfall tax, surely it's Apple?
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What do you call someone who has to check the labels on
whisky bottles? - "A 40% proofreader?"...
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'Prince Harry tries his hand at acting,' read the headline. Looked
more like he was trying his elbow. "Don't give up the day job,
Harry". Oh, I see you already have...
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Unfortunately, due to a lack of mobility, the Queen won't be
attending most of the Jubilee festivities.
Ditto the Duke of York, but in his case, it's a lack of NObility...
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