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RHYME and PUN-ishment:
it was called 'high TREES'ON for
a REASON: hanging!...
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Even vegans were delighted to see Susanna Reid make
mincemeat of Boris Johnson on GMB. (Hope they donated
it to a food bank)
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Ronnie O'Sullivan was on fire at the Crucible this week.
But they carried on playing, apparently. Turned out not to
be too serious, and he ended up winning the title, in fact.
Congratulations, champ...
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Can barrel organists only play music by Handel?
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£60 chickens? The price isn't poultry, and the taste
is fowl. I'll pass, thanks...
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CURRY KNIGHT - Sir Keir spotted tucking into an Indian
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