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In snooker, if a
red ball is potable, you
don't HAVE to drink it...
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('A drop of the (very) hard stuff': 17 Syllables)
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RED, WHITE AND BLOOMERS - what my wife says she will
be wearing to celebrate the Jubilee... #ThreeKnickerAPair
(You asked for a pants joke - well, this one's pants)
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The Dame Deborah James Rose: "what rose by any other name
could smell as sweet?... @bowelbabe
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Why settle for seventh heaven when you could be on cloud
nine?... (Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 27)
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Of course I know the difference between a pie and a tart.
Mary Berry torte me...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, August 10)
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