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Lumberjacks are so
attractive, no wonder trees
keep falling for them...
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(17 Syllables)
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Why does Ronnie O'Sullivan need cotton buds, anyway?
He always seems to be having problems with his cue-tips.
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Why was there always a long cue outside the Ladies' toilets at
the Snooker World Championship? Whose could it have been?
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Sorry, but compared to Boris Johnson's ever-lengthening
list of transgressions, 'Beergate' is exactly that: small beer.
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When asked if any rules had been broken with regard to a
certain big curry order, Sir Keir replied: 'naan whatsoever'.
Good to know...
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"Cut the chat," I said to my barber. "What? As WELL as
your hair,?" he replied, "I'll have to charge you double!"...
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ANTONYM & CLEOPATRA - opposites attract...
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, June 28)
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If paying £300-a-head for your meal (excluding drinks)
doesn't leave you with a bad taste in your mouth, there's
something wrong with YOU, not your food...
#MichelinPomposity #FoodPoverty
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PAX A PUNCH - what a (paci)fist does...
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I asked the doctor for something to put the zip back in my
life, but he told me to button it...
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SOAR POINT - a rocket's launch pad...
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UNWANTED INTRUDER FOUND IN WINDSOR CASTLE!
Wow, is that what they're calling Prince Andrew these days?
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Not sure which gets you in more trouble these days:
trying to defile a woman, or trying to define one...
#SomeoneWhoDoesTheCleaning
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I never really took to Anne Robinson on Countdown. To be
quite honest, I found her a bit of a (consonant, vowel, consonant,
consonant, consonant)
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 6)
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