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WATER BILL,
ELECTRICITY BILL,
GAS BILL,
BUFFALO BILL...
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Think I'll go back to lamb...
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Liverpool fans faithfully cheering their team, then
booing Prince William and the National Anthem?
A clear case of good Kop/bad Kop...
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The NHS requires major surgery. If it has to wait too
long, like the rest of us, will it decide to go private?
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Maggie Thatcher's Grantham statue is egged! "What
makes you think it was us?" ask a couple of shifty-
looking albumen... #AlbumenBehavingBadly
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Vardy v Rooney, Court 13: why only on one
of the outside courts? More of a Centre Court
match, I'd have thought... #Anyone4Tennis?
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Minnie Driver wrote last week of how loving a pig
had put her right off bacon. I felt the same about
my girlfriend. Any thoughts of cannibalism went
straight out the window...
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Wow, it takes about TEN BBC RUNNERS to earn
as much as ONE BBC WALKER - if his name's Dan.
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Yes, I've got a plum job. But Charlie Mullins'
is plumber. It's all relative, I guess...
#PimlicoPlumbers
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It was never really a problem for Keir Starmer to set
the morality bar so high. He knew he had a morality
bar stool to match. St Keir? I don't think so.
#SanMiguel
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