************************************
The more lines you've got
on your face, the fewer lines
you'll get in the script...
************************************
(Vincent Hefter, Daily Mail, May 20: 17 Syllables)
---------------------------------------------------------------------
'Boris is the most successful leader we've had in decades'
(Platell's People). I wonder when it was exactly that the
Daily Mail ceased to be a serious newspaper?...
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Fame at last! My breakfast's being cerealised! But my
wife's the only one who'll be watching - closely! She's
banned me from having a full English till I lose at least
twenty kilos...
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Boris Johnson is basically a dishonest man. Starmer
is not. Big difference. If anyone should resign, it's
Johnson. Nothing to do with politics, everything to
do with integrity...
---------------------------------------------------------------
No comments:
Post a Comment