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"I can't stand my mum's
garden gnomes" - "Why not?" - "'Cos they've
got no bloody feet!"...
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(17 Syllables)
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A rebel is someone who behaves when told not to...
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"My favourite book? A Farewell to Arms"... said Venus de Milo.
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The main reason there's nothing wrong with Ricky Gervais' humour is
that it comes from a good place. Hampstead.
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The cost of living crisis really seems to be getting to my dentist. As
he's checking my gums, all I hear is "recession, recession, recession"...
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The winning show garden at the Chelsea Flower Show was wild.
So, too, I'm told, were the exhibitors who lost out...
#A(Beaver)DamGoodGarden
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£90 fine? Egg hurler ends up with egg on face. Must have been a strong wind.
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Good news! Marcus Rashford will soon have a better half! It's been quite
a while since he's enjoyed a good half, let alone a whole 90 minutes...
#RashfordEngagement
(Someone tell him a match made in heaven lasts more than 90 minutes)
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Boris Johnson: THE MAN WHO PUTS THE 'CON' INTO CONTRITION.
You can con some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some
of the time, but you cannot con all of the people all of the time...
#TreatingUsWithCONtempt
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