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                                                    OR IS IT THE BB Sea?...

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George Bush excuses his many slip-ups these days by saying "hey, 

I'm 75". I dare say that accounts for (the even older) Joe Biden's 

actions, too. Not sure what excuse Boris Johnson has...

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Balenciaga trainers designed to look filthy cost £1,290. That's dirt expensive....

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GABERDEEN - Scottish comedians have the best material!

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What do you think an ageing artist would most like to draw?

"A pension, I imagine"...

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What's the difference between myself and a nurse? While a nurse

tends to her patients all day, I tend to...(stay IN) my bed all day.

#DeadpanHumour #BedpanHumour

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Partygate inquiry: Boris Johnson: "I'm very grateful to the Met for the

work they've done"... Yeah, right. What a LIARbility [sic - to death of him]

this man is. Both to his Party and the country (as history will one day show)

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